Worst. Sneeze. Ever.

The den is a mess. Let me tell you why ...


It starts when you go into a coughing fit, and your body is heaving so much that your stomach decides it is damn sick of being ignored so it starts clenching, and even though you've eaten very little, your stomach squeezes out everything it can. Lucky for you, you were in the bathroom so your coughing/vomiting fit is contained. Or so you thought. See the coughing, that set off your sinus to drip, and it hits the wrong part of your sinuses, and mid heave, you start to sneeze. And so, after a few little chuffing noises, you stop puking, and that's when the big sneezes kick off. Those big woofing kind that clears out the sinuses of the person next to you. And that's when the stomach and back cramps kick in...